LeMent Tonight 052126 — Кассета

This Week On the latest episode of LeMent Tonight, host Bob LeMent sits down with Ted the Impressionist, an alt-comedy performer specializing in rapid-fire, absurdist impressions of animals, ghosts, and vegetables, such as a cat pretending to be a microwave and a squash with bad taste. Eschewing standard 2020s observational humor, Ted describes his act as clean, accessible, and designed to generate comic tension through sheer presentation rather than classic punchlines. Ted discusses the grind of breaking through the industry's "chicken-and-egg" experience barrier, sharing how he continuously experiments with his act much like Thomas Edison or Shakespeare borrowing from his sources. The conversation takes several bizarre, comedic turns as Ted introduces his puppet sidekicks, Wally—a neutrino turned nutritionist—and Barney Bacteria, who chimes in with gut-health advice and poop jokes. Bob and Ted also chat about Ted's side project, Bushmiller Remixed, a Facebook page dedicated to modifying old, "lame" Nancy and Sluggo comic strips with lyrics from the Ramones or Barnes & Barnes' cult-classic song "Fish Heads." The interview wraps up with a surreal advice segment where Ted hilariously suggests Bob resolve a neighborhood cat love triangle by equipping everyone in matching, color-coded Crocs and beekeeper suits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR3yuJJjtu0 Bad AI Transcript Okay. Ted's ready. Here we go. Welcome to Wednesday. And with me tonight is Ted the Impressionist. And his little cats on the whiteboard. And it can do. As always with me is Gary Limes and the Flea Tones. And welcome to Metal Limits tonight, everybody. I'm Bob LeMets. Now, my guest here tonight is Ted the Impressionist. Now, Ted, believe it or not, an impressionist, always delivers what his mama told him. Whenever you meet new people, Always make good impressions. I think she said it just like that. And so his mission on stage compels Ted to perform fabulous impressions of dogs, cats, got to see that one, birds, chimps, ghosts, vegetables, chickens, and more. So many. It's like getting hit on the head with a shovel. They all leave a deep impression on your mind. Ted has performed throughout the Northeast and in New York City nightclubs. He produces his own shows, Coop Comedy.bronco uh brad dang tootin good time show whoo that's a mouthful. And Gonzo Gala. Hey, everybody. It's Ted, the Impressionist. Welcome, Ted. Hello, Bob. How you doing? Nice to see you there shouldn't I? Yeah, it's great. I don't smoke. It probably fits in your impressions right there. There you go. Yes, thank you but well it's good to be here, Bob. So take it away. I'm sorry. Say that again. Take it away. Let's get some impressioning going here. Oh, okay. Right. I'm sorry. That's right. It's my cue. Sorry about that, Bob. Okay. Well, thank you, Bob. And hello everyone for you. A lovely audience out there. Okay. So many people enjoy cat impressions. And so why not have some cat impressions? Okay, great. Here's a cat.pretending to be a backhoe. Always good for cleaning the litter box. Thank you, Bob. I wrote that. Okay. Now here's a cat as a microwave. Meow. Dinner's ready. Okay. Now, here are cats racing at the Indianapolis 500. Well, except for the Kyle Busch cat. Okay. Now, here is some dog impressions for you. A hillbilly dog convinced his dead father talks to him through his foot. you say paw now here's a dog as quality control inspector at the sandpaper factory rough i wrote that okay well and uh let's see here's uh hmm oh here's a dog actor in a tarantino western slowly dying in a hail of bullets Tino wrote that. Well, that's been a wonderful two minutes. I'm certainly glad to be here, Bob. Well, thank you very much. Thank you very much for inviting me here. Appreciate it. Oh, I don't smoke. OK, so how about you? Thank you very much. And, you know, a little triggering. But other than that, it's now where have I where have I seen you or met you before, Bob?Well, you probably see me here