Traveling Guys — Кассета

Bob goes to see a mansion and then leads a rescue, while Miles ignores the signs and ends up deep in the mud. GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here - https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/-1lcSSl_kgE Bob goes to see a mansion and then leads a rescue, while Miles ignores the signs and ends up deep in the mud. Bad AI Transcript The sound of summer. Hey, everyone. Miles Pytle with Static Radio Podcast. And Super Phlegm. That's your new nickname. Super Phlegm. He's Super Phlegm. My esophagus. Now, my, my, why you got so much phlegm in your mouth? It's not phlegm. He's super phlegm, super phlegm, he's super phlegmy. Yeah, wow. Temptations sing. Yeah, exactly. God, he's so goddamn phlegmy. I feel like I'm smoking weed again. He's drinking a gallon of milk or something or whatever. Yeah. I was smoking weed again, man. Oh, are you? Okay. No, I feel like it. I feel like it. I mean, everybody does gummies these days, so I don't know why you're smoking it. No, I haven't in a long time. I'm just saying. Oh, okay. so we are a couple of, uh, traveling guys yes we're traveling traveling guys this is the East. We're coming to your house we're gonna party down. We're the traveling guys. I don't have that uh songSo, yeah, you went somewhere, and I went somewhere, and normally that never happens. Usually I just go somewhere. True. No, that's true. I'm not offended. That is true, actually. You normally don't go anywhere. I try not to. Or you just go down to the Casey's or something and bother the people. Yeah, as I like to. Yeah, the peoples. So where did you go? I was up by the Wisconsin-Michigan border area. Oh, really? Did you go to the Dells? Well, that wouldn't really be the border area if you knew cartography, which you don't. I'm not a cartographer. I guess the Dells is lower. Stupid shit. lower than where you were at. You were higher. Well, they don't have fucking geography class where the fuck you want. Can you say geography? No, I can't say if i'm drunk. Uh, I got all this phlegm going on yeah yeah no i have snap up there in the michiganders oh yeah i got yeah i got beamed in the head. Yeah. I was at a cemetery and something hit me in the head. I go, what the fuck?was this slimy fucking pine cone hit me in the head. This freaking ghost drops us on my, it's awful as sap or as some people like to call it uh ghost spooge. I'm walking around like cameron diaz from, uh, there's something about Mary. Yeah, I'm walking around. I'm like, oh, there's goo in my hair. Oh, my God. Is it bird shit on me again? No. Everyone was hoping it was bird shit. Like, oh, I hope it's bird shit. I go, I don't think so. I go, it smells like pine, and it's really gooey, man. It's sticky gooey. What's a squirrel spunk? I don't know. It just hit me right. Like, literally, I was walking into the cemetery, and it was like, what the hell?Did you look around? Maybe there was a clue on one of the tombstones. You know? I thought I heard ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. I mean, you know, look for some kind of sign. You know what I mean? No, that was the sign, so much. I knew it. Okay. I think it was a ghostly encounter. I think it was. Spunky pine cone. Yeah, I'll pull a spunk. I'm like, geez. Really? Then I'm like the whole, I'm obsessing about it like the rest of the day. I'm like, God. Is it in my hair still? Is it in my? Well, it got hard. Did you? It got hard. You're like, I could, if I rubbed this in certain places, I could be useful to me. The more I rubbed it, the harder it got. You weren't wearing a hat? You weren't wearing a bear's hat? What's going on? No. Well, I have a lot of hair. I haven't cut my hair in a long time, so I didn't think I needed it. Yeah.You've been blessed. I don't think your dad is really your dad. I'm just saying. Yeah, well, I don't know. We look an awful lot alike, so I don't know. He didn't have any hair