Corn Cashier — Кассета

Miles gets caught in the drama at the checkout, while Bob sings the praises of homegrown produce. GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here - https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/E3JFkRUfi18 Miles gets caught in the drama at the checkout, while Bob sings the praises of homegrown produce. Bad AI Transcript Live streaming, Fuse City, Jerry. Bob had sex with Candy here. And why are the M&M's in his head? In my ear. In my ear. In my ear. Who's that? Yeah. Drinking my old beer. My root beer. Must be a dream. Dig it. Hi, everyone. It's me, Martin Riggs, doing the show. Martin Riggs. Martin Riggs. I'm too old for this shit. Yeah, yeah. Miles is in such a good mood tonight. It's a little bit scary, actually. I think he's probably close to death or something. He's going to Mitch McConnell us… soon or something you'll never know lindsey grammis or sam neill who died recently. Sam Neill. I was sad. I was sad when i saw that. I don't usually bring in shit like that in the show, but i was generally sad to see uh but the sam neill or the sad part? Sam Neill. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was it was terrible he was he's like such a a wonderful person. I know. I'm like, oh.Dr. Grant. I'll go driving in my recreational vehicle without papers. L.A. Yeah. L.A. Great actor. He was considered for James Bond at one point. You have to let go of the fence, whatever your name was, little shithead. Let go of the fence so you don't get hurt. Jacob. No, it wasn't Jacob. What was that kid's name? That's the kid's real name is Jacob, I think. Well, everyone knows that, right? I have no idea. That would be a good question. I don't either. I have no idea. I don't remember. I'll have to look it up, but I'm not going to. This is a no-look-up show. You can't look anything up. Not looking up, anyone. God forbid. I don't think Bob looks up to some dresses. I think I'll continue with a couple more vacation stories if you want to hear them. No, I don't.Okay, well then go ahead. What do you have to talk about? No, come on. Go ahead. Come on. So I was thoroughly chastised for the entire… I just got back from vacation a little while ago. I was certainly chastised for the whole vacation by my wife and my daughter and then my in-laws, my brother and mother-in-law. So we are leaving town… to go on vacation. We did a little bit of a road trip. And, uh, as we're leaving town, my wife is like, I have to do a number two, a work, a work call. I have to call on a conference call for work. Yeah. As we're leaving town, I can't get out of it. I have to do it from the car here. And, um,She's like, everybody be quiet. And so I'm like, okay. Yeah, no problem. Excuse me. And we get to the corner of town, and I've already forgotten. And I look over, and there's a farm trailer on the corner. Mm-hmm. And this is where every year they come and sell corn and tomatoes. And so I go, hey, the corn stands going to be open. Apparently, I said it very loudly. Oopsies. And so all of her workmates hear me say the coin stand's going to be open. And she gets so angry with me. So she gives me, you know, she shoots me a dirty look at everything. You're stupid. I'm like, oh, yeah, I was supposed to be quiet, right? I didn't say anything dirty. What are you, what are you, chicken chonk? Hey, man. Jesus.I didn't say anything like that, you know, this fucker cut me off or anything. I just said, hey, the corn stand's open. And so the whole vacation, any time I was about to say something, the corn stand's open? Uh-huh. Every time, I just kept getting it. The corn stand's open! You know, like an idiot. The corn stand! And so, but… But the reality was when we got back from vacation. Everyone went there. Yes. Everybody went there. My wife's like, will you run me down to the corn stand? I'm like, son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. Honey, would you be a deer? Yeah. If only I were Ik