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Sales Crash

Static Radio · 11 августа 2026 г. · 30 мин

Miles tries out the door-to-door bug salesperson's hoverboard, while Bob has a nice leisurely lunch and ends up in a gas station parking lot. GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here - https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/vXxfPh12Ixc Miles tries out the door-to-door bug salesperson's hoverboard, while Bob has a nice leisurely lunch and ends up in a gas station parking lot. Bad AI Transcript If you stop me up, I'll never stop. I'll never stop. No, no, no, no, no. That's a piece. Mmm. Good evening. I'm your friendly courier, Mr. Blood Vessel. Mr. Buster Blood Vessel. What's that from? I am the walrus. Oh, really? I was watching it this morning. I don't know. That's the intro to it. It just seemed funny. I'm like, wow, these guys were really funny back in the day. I guess so. I think it's Ringo's voice. It sounds like Ringo. I don't know. It sounds like a Ringo thing. uh it's my house title with static radio podcast yeah uh am around plausible and um that's all i know so i'm being held hostage i'm in his basement What if hostages… What do they do for proof of life now with the… They can't hold up a newspaper, really. I mean, where are you going to get a newspaper these days? What's the… What is the new version of that, holding up the newspaper? What is the deal with being a hostage and not having a newspaper? What is the deal with that? I don't know, Jerry. I don't know. In this day and age, where are you going to get it? There's no USA Today. I can't get it, butI don't know. You know, I hadn't really thought about it. I'm just trying to pose these questions, you know what I mean? I question the world as we see it today. I mean, would you hold up the latest? I mean, everybody's Instagram feeds are different. Can't do TikTok, right? I hadn't really prepared for this bit. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. It's really you. And you're really, I mean, we got the AI make anything. I mean, I got a guy. I got a guy. I got a guy. Okay. I got a guy's name. He tells me if everything's fake, that's fake. His name is CB. He's on TikTok. Don't worry. He'll get into this. Fingernails. Fingernails are wrong. That's why. It's not right. Fake. Yeah. It's all fake. All fake. I don't know. I'm just saying. I mean, it used to be so easy. You just get a newspaper, hold up a newspaper. Okay. They're alive still. The newspaper there. Well, there's still newspapers. I mean. Yeah. But I mean, it's so easy to fake everything. It's just like. Yeah. Yeah. He held up the weekly shopper.That's the weekly shopper for this week. He could have been missing any time this week. We don't know. We know he's alive last week. We know it. We'll just have to wait another week to see if he's still alive. Wait a minute. There was no ad for Bugles this week in the weekly shopper? Okay. Okay. Are you still there, Miles? Did I lose you on this one? Hello? Yeah. Okay. There you are. You dropped out. I thought so. No, you froze up like you got your image just froze up. Like your eyes were like half open. Like, oh, dude, there's a cartoon cat. So this week was not the best week. It's not the best week. The weekly shopper did not have bugles on sale last week. So on Friday, I went to lunch with my good friends, Dr. J and Dr. K. Yes. And so they actually met me at my office because I'm having to go to my office here lately because of some rule changes thatAnd so they came by the office and we decided to go get some lunch. Yeah. And unfortunately near the office, there's not a lot of good lunch places. So I'm like, let's go to this Mexican place, which I'm surprised you can still say that, to be honest with you, like Chinese place, Mexican place. It's all okay. Right. Yeah. I mean, I think that's all right. I mean, I, I'm like, we got to go down to this one, you know? And so it's, it's a, it's a, few minutes away. Taco Bell. Yeah. I

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