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Static Radio · 1 сентября 2026 г. · 37 мин
Bob fixes the dryer, really, while Miles gives his work neighbor a Rorschach test. GAMES, like old-school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here - https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/AM-WcL92ULc Bob fixes the dryer, really, while Miles gives his work neighbor a Rorschach test. Bad AI Transcript There you go. There you go. Thank you. Hey, everyone. This is Jebediah Yoder singing your favorite rap hits. This week, I will sing Up In Here by the great DMX. Let's hear it, Jebediah. Your grandma's going to be wishing you were fishing something. I don't know. Let me digest your holes in your chest and... Maybe you need to print out the lyrics, Jebediah. I don't know the lyrics. Jebediah doesn't have printer. He doesn't have to print out. Maybe you should get that hammer and chisel and a rock. I'll have to talk to my son, Noah. Noah, you're there. Oh, my God. Hey, everybody. Welcome, Orienta. We have... Yeah, I don't know. It's funny voice night tonight, everybody. Have to do a funny voice to be on the show tonight very funny so uh how's everybody doing? It's like 100 degrees around here hey a lot of ball sweat Yeah, it's very sweaty. That's for sure. I'd like trying not to be outside because it's so oppressive.How about you, Miles? Is it hot in there? It is hot in the city tonight, Bob. Yeah. Hey, I read a statistic that people in Iowa are more likely to die of cancer, like they're the fourth leading state out of the 50 for people dying of cancer. I think that actually is true, yes. Yeah, it is. It's true. We're right up there, yes. Yeah, you're way up there. That's for certain. Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised. Man. Yeah. Yikes. What are you doing against that? But we're 50th in autoerotic asphyxiation deaths. Oh, really? I don't know. How'd that happen? I don't know how that is. It's really skewed. It's weird. It makes no sense. Do you think there's any kind of correlation between the two? Well, when you're good at one, yes. I don't know. I've got the cancer, but I'm not going to wank myself to death. I can't do it. I've got prostate cancer. No wanking.It's just me. Well, I hope you're doing okay. Don't drink the water. I think that's the problem. Too late. I drink this freaking iced tea every day around here. Oh, my gosh. Boy, if you get the new Lipton Ivermectin blend, you'll probably be all right. Oh, yeah. No, it will never happen. You'll probably be fine. It takes care of the cancer, and the COVID, and a million other things that you could possibly run into, you know, brain-eating amoebas and all that kind of stuff. I choose death over taking a horse tranquilizer for my health. Really? Or a horse, not a tranquilizer, but a... Horse medicine? Be warmer, whatever the fuck it is. Be warmer, yeah. You know, I've always said, do they have the rural king up there by you? No, come on, we can't afford that. You got Farm and Fleet?farm fleet some shit. Yeah. I don't know perhaps yeah I've heard of it okay any one of those places I've mentioned, if you know, if the shit goes down, get yourself to one of the TSC tractor supply. Any one of those places is going to be your refuge. Whenever, you know, stuff starts going south. Oh, Because they have, number one, they have weapons. Yeah. They got medicine. Right. Now it's for animals, but that's okay. They got clothing and food that'll last forever. Yeah. Because it's all uber processed and like packaged individually. You know what I mean? And they got bait. I didn't really put that much thought into it, but okay. Jail and otherwise. I've never seen that, but okay. That's fine. No, I've always said if everything goes to hell, head right for the rural king and barricade yourself in there. You'll be fine. It's like that old James Brolin movie where he's locked in that department store with those Dobermans. He's got to kill him with their bows and arrows and stuff. Oh, yeah.