$40 To Make Your OWN Coffee?! ☕

Send us Fan Mail Somebody walked in with homemade deconstructed lattes and the whole episode went off the rails from there. We rate the coffee, argue about microplastics, name his future coffee company (Grounded, with a tree instead of the E), and then find out people are actually paying $30-$40 at coffee shops to build their OWN latte at the table. That's it. That's the business. You pay them, then you do the labor. Somehow it's still cheaper than Korean BBQ. We also get into the Twitch kid whose mom beat him on stream over 10,000 viewers, how that clip sent him viral, and how he pulled around $100K in three days after getting kicked out on his 18th birthday. Real card. Real "happy birthday, now leave." Then the big one — the Water Store vs The Container Store. One of us buys 25 gallons of water for $14 and the other one refuses to believe the Water Store exists. Meanwhile there's a whole store that only sells containers. Containers for containers. We're not okay. Plus: fantasy football champs of the "sub league," pickleball slander, the Twin Towers inside joke that turned into an inside job, ADHD accusations over an electric scooter, picnic dates and paint kits, why double dates are structurally cursed, 76-80% of Nvidia employees being millionaires off RSUs, the college cocaine ring guy who looks like McLovin, Elon's spaceport, the new Mac mini, and a grown man losing a war with the word "unveils." Support the show