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Plumb Her
Static Radio · 8 сентября 2026 г. · 33 мин
Miles plumbs around and finds out at the local big-box hardware store, while Bob is trying to figure out what Miles is up to. GAMES, like old-school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here - https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KybzZT8qwn4 Miles plumbs around and find out at the local big-box hardware store, while Bob is trying to figure out what Miles it up to. Bad AI Transcript Whoa, balloon. Hello? Hey, I got one black, one white, one black, one white, one black, and one white picture of you. You're going to go ahead and catch your breath. Yeah, that was... I was writing this song in my head yesterday. Man, I got to get my friend Smidge to do the guitar for me. It's very upbeat. Your friend Smidge, who you ignore until you want something? Oh, Pot, Cone, Kettle, Black... And Miles... Hey, Miles, you got a truck? You got something for me? Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. I thought it was funny. Yeah, I guess so. Is that the whole song or you got more to it? It's going to be along those lines. I mean, you know, I'm going to sing about my dog too, you know. Okay. I saw it originally. I was singing about my dog. So I got one black and one brown and one black and brown and one black and one brown.Or your country classic, I'm nothing but my dog's bitch. I'm nothing but my dog's bitch. Yeah. i'm glad i could be of service. I'm glad i could be of service. For scratching your itch i'm nothing but my dog. I'm just gonna be on the b side of my song. Sounds a lot like a rapid rod. Yeah. So static radio smiles. Oh, you're here. Okay. Yeah. I just, I'm writing movies. I write songs. I'm very creative. Yeah. You're very, you're well, I like to think of different scenarios to put myself in just for fun. So you write a lot of porno movies? Is that what you're saying? In my head? Yes. No. No, come on. And I'm going to go into the Hallmark store. Frank! No, Frank! Gretchen. Frank from Blue Velvet? They're going to have the new2026 ornaments. Yeah. Yeah. Well, anyway, that's it. Interesting. No, you're a very creative guy. You don't have a very good record of getting things actually done, but you think of a lot of things. If I can just impose on people and get them to do the work, then... Yeah, well, yeah, then that's your... You know, I'm an idea guy, Chuck. I'm the idea guy, yeah. Yeah, okay. I'm the Tom Holtz of parenthood, you know. Yeah, that's probably for sure. That is for sure, yeah. Everyone's going to have to Google this whole show and be like, I don't know what the hell he's talking about. The reference thing, like movies that are like 100 years old. Night Shift? What do you mean? Who's the Fonz? He's still on TV. He's on Hazardous History or something like that. Oh, that guy works a lot. Yeah.Nowadays, he does. Yeah, he does. Henry Winkler. The Wink. The Wink Man, yeah. Well, you had a story. I don't really have a story this week. I can't think of anything. I mean, I could talk about you making fun of me. That's about it right now. You know, I don't know. Yeah. So you said you had a big story today, and then you did not like my response. You're going up on story. Yeah, this jabroni reminds me that we're recording tonight, which I had forgotten. Yeah, well, every time there's a holiday. I do. It screws me up, man. It's like me. I'm like one day behind. Your work doesn't call you and go, are you going to show up? Miles, now get down here. We had a three-day weekend. I thought I didn't work anymore. Yeah, get down here, Miles.Somebody's got to make the donuts, Miles. Another old reference. Thank you. Everyone's going to be lost in this. I went to a big box store for my plumbing needs. What kind of plumbing needs did you have? I got like a leaky shower thing going on. And it's been going on. Is it leaking in the shower or outside the shower? No, in the shower. Like the faucet part is like... To me, that is... If I was go