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Static Radio · 15 сентября 2026 г. · 31 мин

Bob meets his friends for lunch and gets the worst lunch pitch ever, while Miles has a very non-conversational chiropractor visit. GAMES, like old-school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here - https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/CPj_fLbu5xo Bob meets his friends for lunch and gets the worst lunch pitch ever, while Miles has a very non-conversational chiropractor visit. Bad AI Transcript Like a measuring cup? Mm-hmm. Are you measuring what you're eating, or is it just convenient? I just like to measure it. I'm measuring things. Mm-hmm. I'm sorry. organizations. Go ahead, Jones. Blow it back to God. Hey everyone, this is Miles. I thought maybe you'd sing the Honeycomb song again. No. Oh, okay. I'm going to have a little bit of cereal tonight. Yeah, I was... What was your dinner? What did you have for dinner? Chicken strips. I had some chicken strips. You created a monster, Chick-fil-A. Oh, my God. This guy, I swear to God, he spends like half his paycheck on fast food these days. I'll just have to get some of that homemade lemonade as well. Yeah. And a cookie for $1.50. Didn't you used to eat out quite a bit? I still do from time to time, but yeah. But there's another issue where I have to travel, and so I'm forced to eat out. I can't take a kitchen with me. Really? I just can have protein shakes, I guess. I could just take a bunch of Slim Fast or...under your chins. Oh my gosh. You shouldn't really be eating this late, honestly. I like to do things that you disapprove of. Well, you're doing a good job. See, like, I don't work for you. Like, these stupid people have to work under you all the time. They have to kiss your ass. Like, yes, Mr. Lamont. I mean, I'm like, fuck, you don't own me, dude. You know, fuck it. If I want to eat at 930 some super sugar crisps, I will. At 930, MFR. And if you don't like it. Whatever I want. I shop after 7 p.m., which you don't like. You can do that. It's like, why? Why are you doing this to yourself? I enjoy it. I like to go shopping. I think of funny stuff. When I drive around by myself, I think of funny stuff. Well, that's good. Yeah, it's like creative for me. Well, that's fantastic.I can appreciate that. I mean, it's not really funny, but I mean, you know, I think it's funny. I'm laughing at the grocery store. Yeah. That's me. Buy some sugar smacks. I pulled a muscle laughing in the grocery store. That's right. Like that schnooks. I pulled a muscle in the dairy aisle. Ha ha ha! All these cheese jokes came into my mind. You see, you see. Jello pudding. Oh, my Lord. Yeah. I'm just. Hey, you know, I was going to tell you here. You are, you know, a trendsetter. I've been told. Go on. Who told you that? My mom. Oh, okay. Yeah. Those tough skins are going to make you a trendsetter at school. Really? You don't need Levi's. You need Cavaricci. Tough skins. No, I went to lunch with some friends of mine. Oh, this guy with the lunch in front. Geez. I love to go to lunch with friends.This is so... I'm just jealous I have no friends. That's why I'm so jealous. You're not going to go to lunch with friends. I think I'll invite my invisible friends and they won't even go. I'm like, God damn it. So, Hefe met me for lunch and another friend, Erk. And the funny thing is we all came from different directions. So, we met in the middle because Hefe lives close to me, but Erk doesn't. And So he came south, I came north, and then Jefe was screwing around out west, and so then he came east. And we all met for a lunch in a little town. Mm-hmm. Ferguson? What's that? Ferguson? No. Ferguson? No, it wasn't Ferguson. No, it wasn't Ferguson. Go ahead. Go ahead. Not Ferguson, no. I mean, a little, you know, like farmer town kind of place. Oh, I see. And a bump in the road, as it were.But it was on Labor Day. Oh, fancy. And so we're like, let's go to the cafe. And it was closed. And then let's go t

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