Eliana Kwartler | But Also With Michael And Asher

Eliana Kwartler (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) is the guest Asher and Michael thought they had to prepare the least for. We chat attachment theory, the school essay she wrote about 9/11, and what (if anything) she misses about dating men. 00:00:00 Cold Open 00:00:21 Welcome Eliana Kwartler 00:01:14 Childhood Nicknames 00:03:06 Bullied, or the Bully? 00:09:57 Attachment Theory and "Attached" 00:16:05 Guessing Everyone's Attachment Style 00:20:31 Should Parents Control the Curriculum? 00:25:50 Philosophy Class: Turtles All the Way Down 00:29:29 Mary Oliver's "The Journey," From Memory 00:36:19 Reciting The Raven and Hamlet 00:38:07 Asher's Thousand Guinea Pigs 00:41:03 The Aunt Who Burned Down the House 00:43:30 Eliana's 9/11 Essay at Age Seven 00:46:52 Living Through History 00:50:17 Low Rise, Wide Leg 00:54:33 Where Does the Butt Crack Go? 00:59:07 Michael's Abu Dhabi Romper 01:01:25 Getting Naked in Restaurant Bathrooms 01:07:37 Anything Good About Dating Men? 01:12:50 Are Marvel Movies Straight Man Coded? 01:22:00 Full-Throated Endorsement: Custom Earplugs 01:27:03 Outro Support the show