Zookeeper Fired for Licking a Gorilla?! ~ Dimples and The Beard

No guest this week — just Dimples and The Beard, a stack of unhinged news stories, and a brand-new assistant named Eleanor Vance, who lost her last job at the zoo for reasons we probably shouldn't say out loud. (We say them out loud.) We also get into the Milwaukee woman who faked her way into a classroom as a substitute teacher, the girlfriend who smeared peanut butter on her severely allergic boyfriend, a Florida poop-bucket situation, the Christa Pike execution saga, the viral claim that California is making short drivers use booster seats, donuts and a DUI at an Indiana courthouse, Dimples' Ford Fiesta donut story and a love letter to Stuc's Pizza. Plus: Episode 300 is our first-ever livestream — Halloween night, Saturday, October 31 at 7 PM Central, live on Instagram and YouTube. The costumes stay top secret until showtime. New episodes every Monday. Subscribe and tell us in the comments: what's the wildest reason you've ever heard for somebody getting fired? 🥃 Official Spirits Sponsor – Great Lakes Distillery Website: https://greatlakesdistillery.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greatlakesdistillery Episode Sponsor – Sea Sips Website: https://drinkseasips.com 🍸 Cocktails with Dimples and The Beard YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cwdatb Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cwdatbpodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CocktailswithDimplesandTheBeard X: https://twitter.com/dimplesthebeard TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cocktailsdimplesthebeard Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/c-6163487 📧 For sponsorships or collaborations: cwdatb@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Zookeeper Fired for Licking a Gorilla?! ~ Dimples and The Beard | Ep. 298