Lesbians and Attachment Theory with Jenny Hagel

Jenny Hagel (Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jenny Hagel Gives Advice) joins Michael and Asher to talk Instagram algorithms, attachment theory (round 2!), and first-grade soccer in Puerto Rico. 00:00:00 Cold open 00:00:30 Welcome Jenny Hagel 00:00:50 NYC's weirdly specific high schools (Harbor School) 00:03:55 Learning "facts" from Instagram 00:05:35 Why lesbians love attachment theory 00:06:35 Jenny Hagel Gives Advice (the live show) 00:09:25 What's in your algorithm? 00:13:10 Asher's pull-up demo 00:16:05 News fatigue and working at Late Night 00:20:10 Screen time limits and tricks for self-control 00:23:00 Flossing, gum grafts and horsehair toothbrushes 00:28:00 What does a late night writer actually do all day? 00:30:20 Never playing sports as a kid 00:33:35 First grade soccer and growing up Puerto Rican 00:38:00 Our parents and how we parent 00:41:15 Cool things we learned on Instagram (pitching, dribbling) 00:44:10 The Capeman and In the Heights 00:46:10 "If I win the lottery, you'll never see me again" 00:53:10 The hedonic treadmill 00:54:45 The Goodnight Moon fortune 00:59:10 It's Raining Fish and Late Night Trash 01:04:45 Michael doesn't follow anyone on Instagram 01:09:10 What's the point of what you do? 01:12:40 Jokes Seth Can't Tell 01:14:40 Full-Throated Endorsement: How to Hide an Empire 01:20:45 Wrap-up Support the show But Also is Produced and Edited by Suite Tea Studio